1 Peter 2
From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
4 Come to Jeebus, tho doodz sez yu fail, cuz Ceiling Cat thinks ur special5 and makes yuo win so u can gives Ceiling Cat cool stuff thru Jeebus.6 It saiz “look, i’m in ur base And I pwn And he who leiks Ceiling Cat wins”
13 So for Jeebus sake, obey roolz14 even if teh mods awr bad15 cuz this Ceiling Cat does want, dat yu pwn trolls,16 cuz youer teh paws of Ceiling Cat.17 Has hugs teim wit every1 and listen to Ceiling Cat.
18 Listen to ppl who are less n00b than u19 cuz this is good, if sum1 steals ur bukkit and u r sad but don’t hurt the one who took ur bukkit.20 If u sux an kittehs claws u, iz dat win? If u makes cookies n get pwned, but be nice, Ceiling Cat appoofs of this.21 U do this cuz Jeebus did it.22 He never goed "I made you a cookie but I eated it."23 and Jeebus was always nice to teh ppls.24 And we can have cheezburgurz and were healed by teh powr of Jeebus.25 We were n00bs, but Jeebus takes teh n00b awai.
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