1 Kings 5

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Plannin teh Leet Temple

1 Wehn Hiram teh king of Tyre hurd that teh Solomon wuz gunna be teh nu king aftur David, him sendz gaiz to Solomon, cuz him and David gud frendz and stuff.2 An Solomons lyk

3 "yu knowz cuz of teh warz 'round meh daddi, him kant make nu temple for hiz ceiling cat.4 But now, warz iz dun, thx to ceiling cat, an lif's gud hir. srsly.5 so, meh wanna mak ceiling cat nu temple an iz gunna be teh shiznits, liek ceiling cat sez to meh daddi 'ur kidz a gunna bild meh temple, srsly, lol'

6 "so yu be lyk 'cut sum trees.' weez gunna wurk wit yuz, an yuz gunna git whatevah yuz want. dem Sidonians leet wit teh wood, lol. srsly. kthxbai"

7 den, Hiramz all liek "teh ceiling cat givz david a gud son. ya i no, srsly, lol."

8 den Hiram givz messaj to Solomon:

"got it!9 meh gaiz gunna take wood to big watirz den float dem to teh plais an stuffz. so, gimme teh cheezburgerz"

10 an dats how Hiram gaved teh woodz to Solomon.11 an Solomon gaveded Hiram lotza cheezburgerz. srsly.12 an ceilin cat gaveded Solomon all kindza brainz an stuffz liek him sed him wood. So Hiram an Solomon good peeps now.

13 Solly King goteded some gaiz to work for him. ya, him got lotza gaiz. srsly, gaiz, more dan all teh cheezburgerz in teh house!14 Den, him sent dem.15 Thair wuz a lotta kitteh workin.16 srsly.17 so they got sum stonz 2 make teh temple.18 an dey goteded teh woodz and cut dem.

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