1 Corinthians 14

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Prezintz of Tellin teh Fyoochr an Tungz

1 U shud want prezintz from Hovr Cat. Espeshli tellin teh fyoochr.2 Bcz if u speakz in anothr tung ur not talkin to peeplz. Jus to Ceiling Cat. Bcz no wun understandz u.3 If u tellz teh fyoochr tho evribodi understandz dat.4 If u speakz in anothr tug itz good for u, but if u tellz teh fyoochr itz good for teh whoal church. Espeshli if u duz lotteri numbrz.5 It wud be graet if all of u spoek in tungz, but evn bettr if u told teh fyoochr. Or at leest if teh peepl speekin in tungz wud tel us what dey meenz.

6 If I speekz anothr tung what good is dat, if i iznt tellin u nufin usefl?7 At leest when sumwun plaiz musik it soundz niec.8 Or if u iz playin teh trumpet, we shud know if u iz playin revilli or tapz.9 Saem wif u. Srsly, when u speekz anohtr tung we cant tell what u iz sayin.10 Whai doant u lrn a real langwij dat meenz sumthin.11 If I duznt speek Korian, an a Korian tellz me sumthin important, I woant get it wil i.12 So if ur goin to hav spirichl prezintz, at leest trai to do sumthin useful, kthanx.

13 If u talkz in anothr tung u shud prai to unrstandz whut u sez.14 Bcz when u prayz in anohtr tung ur spirit iz prayin, but ur mind iz slackin off.15 I pray wif mai spirit an mai mind at teh saem tiem.16 If u iz prayin in church in anothr tung, evribodi who duznt undrstand u iz lefted out.17 Itz not doin dem enni good iz it.

18 I speakz in tungz moar dan eni of u.19 But in church I wud rathr say faiv sensibl thingz than 10,000 wrdz of nonsens in anothr tung.

20 Gro up alredi.21 Ceiling Cat sez
 "I wil talk to u
  thru peepl talkin all weerd
 an thru forinerz,
  but itz not laik eniwunz goin to lissn."

22 Tungz ar to impress n00bz, not to teech beleevrz ennithin. But professi is for beleevrz, not n00bz.23 If sum n00b comz to church an hearz evribodi speakin in anothr tung, he wil be liek "Srsly WTF? dey iz nutz. LOL."24 But if a n00b comz in when sumwun is tellin teh fyoochr, he will be liek "Whoa!25 Ceiling Cat r00lz!"

Behavn urself in church

26 Teh whoal point of gettin togethr in church iz to do teh church sum good.27 If sumbodi wantz to speek in anothr tung, doant do it all at teh saem tiem. O an sumwun shud explain what it meenz.28 If dere iz no interpretr, teh peepl who want to speek in anothr tung shud just STFU.

29 A cuppl of peepl shud tell teh fyoochr, and teh rest shud think about what dey sedded.30 If sumbodi whoz sittin down has a vizion, whoevrz talkin should STFU.31 Be good an taek turnz.32 U can behaev when ur tellin teh fyoochr,33 bcz Ceiling Cat isnt disorderli. He is peacefl.
 Saem az in all teh churchz,

be kwiet ladiez kthanx

34 ladiez should STFU. Dat is teh law.35 If dey haz kweschnz dey can ask deir huzbndz at hoem LOL. Ladiez shudnt talk in church, itz bad.

36 Did Ceiling Cat's wurdz start wif u? Or iz u teh onli wunz dat knowz about it?37 If u think u iz a profit or speshul, u need to sai "What Paul iz tellin me now iz also whut Ceilin Cat commandz."38 If he ignorz dis, ignor him bak LOL.

39 So u shud want to tell teh fyoochr. An it iz OK to speek in anothr tung sumtaimz.40 But dere is a riet an a rong wai of doin thingz u know.

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