1 Corinthians 12

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Spirichl Prezentz

1 Letz talk about spirichl prezentz, bcz I not want u bein ignorntz.2 Befor u joind Ceiling Cat's church u worshipd idolz.3 If enniwun sez "Boo on Jesus," day iz not inspaird bai Hovr Cat. N if dey sez "Jesus r00lz," dey is inspaired by Hovr Cat.

4 Hovr Cat givz lotz of prezentz.5 N u can servz Ceiling Cat lotz of waiz.6 Ceiling Cat wurkz lotz of waiz in evribodi.

7 Hovr Cat duz thingz for evribodi's good.8 He givz wun d00d wisdm, anothr d00d informashnz,9 anothr d00d faith, anothr d00d healin buffz,10 anothr d00d suprpowrz, anothrd d00d forchntellin, anothr d00d tellin teh differnce betwin spiritz, anothr d00d speakin differnt langwijz, an anothr d00d understandn differnt langwijz.11 Teh saem Hovr Cat givz all dese different prezentz.

12 OK dis part iz deepz. Teh bodi is jus wun thing, but it gotz lotz of partz. Jesus is liek dat.13 We all hadded a baff and maded us wun church, no mattr who we wuz befor.14 Liek I sez, teh bodi haz lotz of partz.15 If teh paw sez "I quit teh bodi LOL," dat not meanz it stopz bein part of teh bodi.16 An if teh ear sez "I iz not a eye, I quit," it duzint stopz bein part of teh bodi eithr.17 Imagine if teh whoal bodi was an eye LOL. U cudnt hear nothin. Or if teh whoal bodi wuz an ear, u cudnt smell.18 Ceiling Cat putted teh bodi togethr in a sensibul wai.19 If dey wuz all teh saem teh bodi wud suk.20 So mani partz, wun bodi, k?

21 Teh eye cant tell teh paw "I dont need u!" An teh hed cant sai to teh pawz "Go awai."22 Teh weakist partz of teh bodi iz not opshnlz.23 An teh partz we thinkz iz nasti is importnt too. Evn if we duz not show dem to evribodi.24 Ceiling Cat maded teh whoal bodi, even teh nasti partz,25 so evri part is ekwil OK.26 If wun part hurtz evrithing hurtz. Or if wun part feelz gud, u getz teh idea.

27 U iz teh bodi of Christ. Evri wun of u is part of it.28 In teh church Ceiling Cat haz leadrz, den peepl who tellz teh fyoochr, den teachrz, den mirakul wrkrz, den healrz, helprz, middl manijmint, n translatrz.29 Iz evriwun a leadr? A fyoochrtellr?30 U getz teh idea, evribodi iz differnt.31 U shud want teh good prezentz of cors. Now I will showz u teh best wai.

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