1 Corinthians 11

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1 Do liek I do, bcz I do liek Jebus duz.

How to behaev urself in church

2 U think about me all teh tiem an do liek i wuz taugt, thanx!3 OK now lissn. D00dz iz in charj of ladiez, an Happy Cat iz in charj of d00dz, and Ceiling Cat iz in charj of Happy Cat.4 D00dz shud not waer a hat to prai. Or to tel teh fyoochr.5 But when ladiez prai or tell teh fyoochur dey shud waer a hat.6 Or shaev off all deir hairz.7 Men shudnt waer hatz in church, bcz Ceiling Cat duznt waer a hat.8 See, men no comez from wimn. Wimn caem from men.9 Ceiling Cat no maketed men for wimn. He maded wimn for men.10 Dat's whai wimn shud waer hatz. Oh yeah an teh hovr d00dz liek it too.

11 In Ceiling Cat, menz an wimnz iz dependnt on eech othr.12 Wumn caem from man, an man iz boarn to wumn. An evrithin comz from Ceiling Cat.13 So whut duz u thinkz: iz it OK if a wumn praiz wifout a hat?14 Men shudnt hav long hairz. Obveusli.15 But if wimnz hav long hairz datz cool. Bcz it covrz hr up.16 Doant argu about diz, itz goin to be liek I sez.

Ceiling Cat's dinnr

17 U haz bin badz an makin trublz.18 I hear u iz fietin an I bleevz it.19 Obvisli u iz arguin about who Ceiling Cat luvz moar.20 U iz not eatin Ceiling Cat's dinnr,21 u iz jus rushn aroun doin whatevr. Wun of u ends up hungri, anothr getz wastd LOL.22 Why u cant do dat at hoam? Duz u haetz Ceiling Cat's church? Iz u makin fun of peeplz who doan gotz nuthin? DO NOT APPROVE!!!

23 Liek I toled u: on teh niet when Jebus wuz turnd in, he taked teh bred,24 an wuz liek "Thanx, dis iz mai bodi. Itz for u. Do dis to remembr me kthnx."25 Oh yeah n he taekd teh watr dish an sed "Dis iz teh new agrimint betwin u n Ceiling Cat. It iz mai bludz too. Do dis to remembr me too kthnx."26 So whenevr u do dat u iz sayin "Jebus is ded. But jus until he comz bak."

27 If u misbehaevz whiel u iz eatin teh bred or drinkin from teh dish of Ceiling Cat, u iz doin wrong.28 U ogt to taek a good look at urself befor u eat teh bred n drink from teh dish.29 Bcz if u duzint sai "o datz teh bodi of Jebus" u iz bad.30 Dat iz ur problim.31 If we took a bettr look at ourself maybi we wud not get in so much trublz.32 When Ceiling Cat punishiz us, dat iz so teh wurl wil not be all "O u iz bad."

33 So when u eatz Ceiling Cat's dinnr, wait for each othr OK.34 If u iz hungri, eat at hoem first. I wil tel u moar latr.

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