1 Chronicles 26

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Teh Gaetkeepurz

1 Dese who teh gatekeepurz iz:
  Frum teh Korahitez, iz Meshelemiah, who wuz teh sun of Koreh, who wuz teh sun of Asaph.

2 An Meshelemiah hadz sunz:
  Furst dere wuz Zechariah,
  an den dere wuz Jediael,
  an den dere wuz Zebadiah,
  an den dere wuz Jathniel,

3 an den dere wuz Elam,
  an den dere wuz Jehohanan,
  an den dere wuz Eliehoenai.

4 An Obed-Edom hadz sunz too:
  Furst dere wuz Shemaiah,
  an den dere wuz Jehozabad,
  an den dere wuz Joah,
  an den dere wuz Sacar,
  an den dere wuz Nethanel,

5 an den dere wuz Ammiel,
  an den dere wuz Issachar,
  an den dere wuz Peullethai.
  Bcuz Ceiling Cat thot Obed-Edom wuz kewl an gaev him teh awsumz.

6 An Shemaiah had sunz, an dey wuz in charj bcuz dey hadz skillz.7 An dey wuz Othni an Rephael an Obed an Elzabad. An Elihu an Semakiah had skillz too.8 An dese wuz all teh kidz an grankidz an relutivz of Obed-Edom, an dere wuz 62 of dem, an dey hadz skillz.

9 An Meshelemiah had sunz an relutivz an he hadz fiftin.

10 An Hosah teh Merarite had sunz an dey wuz Shimri (he wuz teh awsumist but not teh furst),11 an Hilkiah an Tabaliah an anuthur Zechariah. An Hosah hadz thurten sunz an relutivz.

12 An all dese gaiz wuz in charj of maeking Ceiling Cat's tempulz not fall downz an stuff.13 An dey desidid who got wut gaet bai drawin lotz.

14 Shelemiah gotz teh Est Gaet, an Zechariah (teh secund wun) got teh Norf Gaet.15 An Obed-Edom gotz teh Souf Gaet, an hiz sunz gotz teh pantri.16 An Shuppim gotz teh West Gaet an Hosah gotz teh Shalleketh Gaet. An dere wus gardz:

17 Dere wuz siks Levitez on teh est an foar on teh norf an foar on teh souf an two at teh pantri.18 An on teh west dere wuz foar at teh rod an two at teh cortz.

19 An all dese gaiz wuz teh kidz an grankidz an greatgrankidz and stuff of Korah an Merari.

Teh Othur Gaiz In Charj

20 Teh Levitez wuz in charj of teh muneez.

21 An teh kidz an grankidz an greatgrankidz and stuff of Ladan wuz Jehieli22 an Jehieliz kidz an Zetham an Joel an dey wuz in charj of teh tempulz muneez.

23 An dese gaiz wuz frum teh Amramitez an teh Izharitez an teh Hebronitez an teh Uzzielitez:

24 Dere wuz Shubael, who wuz a kid or sumthingz of Moses, an he wuz in charj of teh muneez.25 An hiz kidz wuz Rehabiah an Jeshaiah an Joram an Zicri an Shelomith.26 An Shelomith an hiz relutivz wuz in charj of teh muneez foar King Davidz stuff.27 An dey uzd sum of teh trezur frum battulz to fiks teh tempulz foar Ceiling Cat.28 An dey wuz in charj of Samuelz stuff an Saulz stuff an Abnerz stuff (Abner wuz teh sun of Ner) an Joabz stuff (Joab wuz teh sun of Zeruiah) an everwunz stuff.

29 Frum teh Izharitez Kenaniah an hiz sunz didz stuff owtsiedz teh tempul an dey wuz judjiz.

30 An frum teh Hebronitez Hashabiah an hiz relutivz (dere wuz liek sevntin hunnerd of dem) wuz in charj of doing stuff foar Ceiling Cat in Israel.31 An Jeriah wuz in charj of dem. An aftur forti yrz sum gaiz chekd teh recurdz and fownd gaiz wif skilz at Jazer.32 Jeriah hadz twenisevn hunnerd relutivz an dey had skillz an King David wuz liek "Hay, u gaiz iz in charj of dese gaiz foar Ceiling Cat stuff, k?" Srsly.

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