1 Chronicles 20
From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Wen Rabbah got taked
1 In teh spring, wen CatLords goes to wars, Joab goed owt wif his army. He totally killed teh land ov teh Ammonites, an den him goed to Rabbah, an attacked it, an den Rabbah wuz ded. Srsly.2 Den David taked teh crown frum der kin, an it wuz liek 75 pownds, wif lots ov jools, an David puted teh crown on hiz hed. Den he taked a bunch ov cheezburgrs3 an gots teh kittehs an maked dem werk fr him, an he did teh saem fing to all dem uddr towns der. Den he goed home wif hiz army.
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