1 Chronicles 2
From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 An Soloman's kitteh, offspring de David's kitteh were made liek MAD STRONG in him kingplase, and teh ceiling kitteh were wit him, and liek make him totally magnified.2 Tehn soloman kitteh gots megarfone real loudz and talk to all izreal, to all liek teh bosses and stuffs of lots of ppl, and teh juges, and teh bosses of all your base in izreal, and 2 heap big cheef of daddies.3 An liek, so, soloman kitteh, and uthr kittehs 2, goes over to top kitteh towah name giben, 'cuz der was teh church of ceiling cat, and moosus kitteh construkt in dem woods.4 But david kitteh brung arc frum sum place kitteh noes can say to whur david kitteh makes fur its; 'cuz he mades tents to pwn it at jooruslum.
the brasen altar, that Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, had made, he put before the tabernacle of the LORD: and Solomon and the congregation sought unto it.6 soloman kitteh goes 2 yon' HOT HOT HOT altr in front ceiling cat, @ publik church, 'n gave eleventy-billion chrrrrd presents on top (solomon kitteh no 'lowd to grillah noes mo'.7 so den dat nite, ceiling cat stix hed thru ceiling and sez "whatchoo wantz solomon kitteh?"
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