1 Chronicles 15

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Teh ark brought 2 jerusalem

1 Whenz David builded de homez four heemselfz in de City of David, he prepearded a place four de ark of Ceiling Cat and peached a tent four itz. (Cuz David no wantz ark wetz cuz Ceiling Cat mai be taken heez bucket) 2 Den David sedz nobodiez butz de Levites carry de ark cuz Ceiling Cat choseded demz four der gr8 cheezburgers. 3 David assembled all ofz Israel inz Jerusalem to bring up Ceiling Cat's special ark inz de place David prepeard four itz 4 he calld togethr teh descendants ov aaron an teh levitez:5 frum teh descendants ov kohath, Uriel teh leadr an 120 relativez;6 frum teh descendants ov merari, Asaiah teh leadr an 220 relativez;7 frum teh descendants ov gershon, [a] Joel teh leadr an 130 relativez;8 frum teh descendants ov elizafan, Shemaiah teh leadr an 200 relativez;9 frum teh descendants ov hebron, Eliel teh leadr an 80 relativez;10 frum teh descendants ov uzziel, Amminadab teh leadr an 112 relativez.11 den david summond zadok an abiathar teh priests, an uriel, asaiah, joel, shemaiah, eliel an amminadab teh levitez.12 he sed 2 them, "u r teh headz ov teh levitical familiez; u an ur fellow levitez r 2 consecrate yourselvez an brin up teh ark ov teh lord, teh ceilin cat ov israel, 2 teh place i has prepard 4 it.13 it wuz cuz u, teh levitez, did not brin it up teh furst tiem dat teh lord r ceilin cat broke out in angr against us. We did not inquire ov him bout how 2 do it in da prescribd wai."14 so teh priests an levitez consecratd themselvez in ordr 2 brin up teh ark ov teh lord, teh ceilin cat ov israel.15 an teh levitez carrid teh ark ov ceilin cat wif teh polez on their shoulders, as mosez had commandd in accordance wif teh werd ov teh lord.16 david told teh leaders ov teh levitez 2 appoint their brothers as singers 2 sing joyful songs, accompanid by musical instruments: lyrez, harps an cymbals.17 so teh levitez appointd heman son ov joel; frum his brothers, asaf son ov berekiah; an frum their brothers teh meraritez, ethan son ov kushaiah;18 an wif them their brothers next in rank: zechariah, [b] jaaziel, shemiramoth, jehiel, unni, eliab, benaiah, maaseiah, mattithiah, elifelehu, mikneiah, obd-edom an jeiel, [c] teh gatekeepers.19 teh musicianz heman, asaf an ethan wuz 2 sound teh bronze cymbals;20 zechariah, aziel, shemiramoth, jehiel, unni, eliab, maaseiah an benaiah wuz 2 pulay teh lyrez accordin 2 alamoth , [d]21 an mattithiah, elifelehu, mikneiah, obd-edom, jeiel an azaziah wuz 2 pulay teh harps, directin accordin 2 sheminith . [e]22 kenaniah teh head levite wuz in charge ov teh singin; dat wuz his responsibility cuz he wuz skillful at it.23 berekiah an elkanah wuz 2 be doorkeepers 4 da ark.24 shebaniah, joshafat, nethanel, amasai, zechariah, benaiah an eliezr teh priests wuz 2 blow trumpets before teh ark ov ceilin cat. Obd-edom an jehiah wuz also 2 be doorkeepers 4 da ark.25 so david an teh elders ov israel an teh commanders ov units ov thousand went 2 brin up teh ark ov teh covenant ov teh lord frum teh houz ov obd-edom, wif rejoicin.26 cuz ceilin cat had helpd teh levitez hoo wuz carryin teh ark ov teh covenant ov teh lord, 7 bulls an 7 rams wuz sacrificd.27 nao david wuz clothd in robe ov fine linen, as wuz all teh levitez hoo wuz carryin teh ark, an as wuz teh singers, an kenaniah, hoo wuz in charge ov teh singin ov teh choirs. David also wore linen efod.28 so all israel brought up teh ark ov teh covenant ov teh lord wif shouts, wif teh soundin ov rams horns an trumpets, an ov cymbals, an teh playin ov lyrez an harps.29 as teh ark ov teh covenant ov teh lord wuz enterin teh city ov david, michal daughtr ov saul watchd frum window. An when she saw king david dancin an celebratin, she despisd him in her hart.

Teh Footnotez

  • a - 1 chroniclez 15:7 hebrew gershom , variant ov gershon
  • b - 1 chroniclez 15:18 3 hebrew manuscripts an most septuagint manuscripts (c also verse 20 an 1 chron. 16:5 most hebrew manuscripts zechariah son an or zechariah, ben an
  • c - 1 chroniclez 15:18 hebrew; septuagint (c also verse 21) jeiel an azaziah
  • d - 1 chroniclez 15:20 probably musical turm
  • e - 1 chroniclez 15:21 probably musical turm
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