1 Chronicles 11

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David becomez king ovar israel

1 all israel came togethr 2 david at hebron an sed, "we r ur own flesh an blood.2 in da past, even while saul wuz king, u wuz teh wan hoo led israel on their military campaigns. An teh lord ur invisible man sed 2 u, u will sheferd mah peeps israel, an u will become their rulr. "

3 when all teh elders ov israel had come 2 king david at hebron, he made compact wif them at hebron before teh lord, an they anointd david king ovar israel, as teh lord had promisd thru samuel. David pwnz jerusalem

4 david an all teh israelitez marchd 2 jerusalem (dat iz, jebus). Teh jebusiets hoo livd thar5 sed 2 david, "u will not git in her." anywaiz, david pwnt teh fortres ov zion, teh city ov david.

6 david had sed, "whoevr leadz teh raid on teh jebusiets will become gild leedr." joab son ov zeruiah rushd teh jebusiets, an so he getz to b gild leedr.

7 david den campd in da fortres, an so it wuz calld teh city ov david.8 he bilt up teh city around it, frum teh supportin terracez 2 teh surroundin wall, while joab restord teh rest ov teh city.9 an david became moar an moar powerful, cuz Ceiling Cat wuz wif him. Davidz mighty doodz

10 thees wuz teh chiefs ov davidz mighty doodz—they, togethr wif all israel, gaev his kingship strong support 2 extend it ovar teh whole land, as teh lord had promisd11 dis ar teh teh list ov davidz mighty doodz: Jashobeam, hacmonite, wuz chief ov teh officers ; he raisd his spear against 3 hundrd doodz, whom he killd in wan encountr.

12 next 2 him wuz eleazar son ov dodai teh ahohite, wan ov teh 3 mighty doodz.13 he wuz wif david at pas dammim when teh filistinez gatherd thar 4 battle. At place wer thar wuz field full ov barley, teh troops fld frum teh filistinez.14 but they took their stand in da middle ov teh field. They defendd it an struck teh filistinez down, an teh lord brought bout great victory.

15 3 ov teh thirty chiefs came down 2 david 2 teh rawk at teh cave ov adullam, while band ov filistinez wuz encampd in da valley ov refaim.16 at dat tiem david wuz in da stronghold, an teh filistine garrison wuz at bethlehem.17 david longd 4 watr an sed, "oh, dat someone wud git me drink ov watr frum teh well near teh gate ov bethlehem!"18 so teh 3 broke thru teh filistine linez, drew watr frum teh well near teh gate ov bethlehem an carrid it bak 2 david. But he refusd 2 drink it; instead, he pourd it out before teh lord.19 "invisible man forbid dat i shud do dis!" he sed. "shud i drink teh blood ov thees doodz hoo went at teh risk ov their livez?" cuz they riskd their livez 2 brin it bak, david wud not drink it. Such wuz teh hax ov teh 3 mighty doodz.

20 abishai teh brothr ov joab wuz chief ov teh 3. He raisd his spear against 3 hundrd doodz, whom he killd, an so he became as famous as teh 3.21 he wuz doubly honord aboov teh 3 an became their commandr, even though he wuz not includd among them.

22 benaiah son ov jehoiada wuz valiant fightr frum kabzeel, hoo performd great exploits. He struck down 2 ov moabs best doodz. He also went down into pit on snowy dai an killd lion.23 an he struck down an egyptian hoo wuz 7 an half feet tall. Although teh egyptian had spear liek weavers rod in his hand, benaiah went against him wif club. He snatchd teh spear frum teh egyptianz hand an killd him wif his own spear.24 such wuz teh exploits ov benaiah son ov jehoiada; he 2 wuz as famous as teh 3 mighty doodz.25 he wuz held in greatr honor than any ov teh thirty, but he wuz not includd among teh 3. An david put him in charge ov his bodyguard.

26 teh mighty doodz wuz: asahel teh brothr ov joab, elhanan son ov dodo frum bethlehem,

27 shammoth teh harorite, helez teh pelonite,

28 ira son ov ikkesh frum tekoa, abiezr frum anathoth,

29 sibbecai teh hushathite, ilai teh ahohite,

30 maharai teh netofathite, held son ov baanah teh netofathite,

31 ithai son ov ribai frum gibeah in benjamin, benaiah teh pirathonite,

32 hurai frum teh ravinez ov gaash, abiel teh arbathite,

33 azmaveth teh baharumite, eliahba teh shaalbonite,

34 teh sons ov hashem teh gizonite, jonathan son ov shagee teh hararite,

35 ahiam son ov sacar teh hararite, elifal son ov ur,

36 hefr teh mekerathite, ahijah teh pelonite,

37 hezro teh carmelite, naarai son ov ezbai,

38 joel teh brothr ov nathan, mibhar son ov hagri,

39 zelek teh ammonite, naharai teh berothite, teh armor-bearr ov joab son ov zeruiah,

40 ira teh ithrite, gareb teh ithrite,

41 uriah teh hittite, zabad son ov ahlai,

42 adina son ov shiza teh reubenite, hoo wuz chief ov teh reubenitez, an teh thirty wif him,

43 hanan son ov maacah, joshafat teh mithnite,

44 uzzia teh ashterathite, shama an jeiel teh sons ov hotham teh aroerite,

45 jediael son ov shimri, his brothr joha teh tizite,

46 eliel teh mahavite, jeribai an joshaviah teh sons ov elnaam, ithmah teh moabite,

47 eliel, obd an jaasiel teh mezobaite.

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